Not in Paris anymore!

I am going to post some pix from my recent trip to DC here for anyone interested. I fell in love with DC and will definitely visit again, despite the INSANE cost of food. Such a gorgeous city! Such stylish people! Such rude Lyft drivers! Such amazing art! Such beautiful architecture! I adored everything about it. Enjoy the photos! I didn't take very many as I was busy enjoying myself, but here are some of my faves. 

A giant lighted penis!

My dude. 

My other dude. 

See? Gorgeous. 

Turns out that when the light is on in the rotunda, it means that Congress is actively at work fucking the American people as hard as humanly possible so they and their friends can get lots richer! Who knew? (Probably everyone but me. Fuck the government.)

I am particularly proud of this photo, especially since I literally could not see what I was doing. Purty, ain't it?

The Kreeger Museum was my favorite of all the museums I visited. 

Look at these gorgeous orchids. (Strange child for scale.)

I just really liked this creepy, fuzzy guy. 

Though I don't like creepy, fuzzy human guys at all. 

Mother Nature is the greatest artist! Though the Van Gogh works at the National Museum of Art were pretty great, too.